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Why didnt anyone take the school bus from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.

Q What is a bus A A from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

CrossEyed Monster When I grow up I from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

What do you call a man with from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

What bus crossed the oceanColumbus Bus jokes from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

What is the difference between a bus from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

Which end of a bus is it from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Have you seen the bus websiteYes its from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!

Janet Whats the difference between a cake from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Is everyone in the bus asked the from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.

Conductor do you stop at the Savoy from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

Does this bus stop at the river from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.

Do buses and trains run on time from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.

What have I got in my hands from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!

Have you heard that all the buses from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.

Conductor this bus was very slow Oh from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

Did you say that you fell over from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

Sam left work after a tiring day from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.

Passenger Does this bus go to London from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!

What do you call a bloke with from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.



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